Yesterday & Today

Yesterday's Segment of the Day:

"It would have been longer if it hadn't broken."

Today's Segment of the Day:

"Alice wants to brush her chinchilla-"

Those were within a couple of hours of each other, which can happen when you're up late and extremely tired.

I sent Angel a bunch of weird, hilarious text messages last night. RED CARD!

Segment of the Day!

Segment of the Day:

"I black-hole you."

There was something else, but I forget what it was, so that segment will have to be enough.

Muffassa!

Today's Segment of the day:

'Next time I see a hot guy (on the hot-tometer scale) I'm just gonna be like, 'Guys- bam bam bam!''

You really need the hand motion that went with that too- don't worry though, its not (yesterdays Segment of the Day:)

'Anatomically Suggestive' 

P.S. Bonnie Empey is freaking awesome (she's the author of atomically suggestive) 

and to someone who should know who they are:

SERIOUSLY? WHAT THE FUCK IF YOUR DEAL?

Anyway. Wagner Cabin walks.

Its weird the way bad sticks out from a flood of good

The fact that the first time I personally witnessed someone being incredibly viciously bigoted in a totally nonchalant way was at a leadership camp is....

ridiculous. 

So, I was really pissed earlier, but now that this blog has sat here for a while I have a segment of the day (today's is a conversation),

Becca: "I used to have a gaydar, but then some girl broke it. She broke my gaydar. Every time I see her I just want to be like, 'You broke my gaydar' and punch her in the face- but you can't really do that."

Amanda: "How did she break it?"

Closet bigot girl: "Wait, is she gay?"

Becca: "Who? Me?"

C.B.G.:"I dunno, you someone, whoever broke your gaydar."

Becca: "You know... that's a really good question...."

C.B.G.:"Are you gay?"

Becca:"Um-"

Cierra: "Only on Tuesdays."

Segment of the Day!

"BOOOOOOOY!"

"And that is why Girls State is only a week long."

Segment of the Day

Oh, almost forgot:

"Why go to Beatty Nevada? Because no one will look for you there."

I like '...of the days'

I think from now on I'm going to be posting a segment of my day.

If I had a camera, I would vow to take at least one picture every day at Girls State, but I don't, so I won't.

Here's todays:

'But I guess I can feel pretty confident in the fact that you won't be writing me a song or telling me you love me, so thats good.'